Well, as the Charlie Sheen Tour Of Wretchedness continues to wind its way across America, the former "Two and a Half Men" star is becoming increasingly desperate to maintain his place in the hearts and minds of the citizenry. And so he made his publicity stunt steeped offer for "Black Swan" beauty Mila Kunis to join his goddess harem during the show in Columbus, Ohio the other night.
Quoth Charles:
"Here's the good news -- my goddesses have already (bleep) approved her. She's pre-approved! I would have great tolerance for many missing items provided it involves Mila (bleep) Kunis: If Mila Kunis is stealing your (bleep), trust me, you're still (bleep) winning, you're still winning at that moment."
Ah that Charlie, he does have a way with words doesn't he? And with the ladies too... so long as he's paying them.
Anyways, unsurprisingly those close to Mila confirm the actress has no plans to set up housekeeping with the disgusting wastrel: "The thought of it grosses Mila out," a confidant of the starlet told PopEater.
