Okay, so there's four "big" movies opening this weekend and Elepharts knows you're dying to get out to the theater tonight and see one - but who on earth has time to read a whole long-winded review these days? Nah, we all just want our information fast and furious so we can move on to... checking out our Facebook page and Twittering all about our latest meal. So here now to help you quickly make up your mind what to go to are 4 word reviews of 4 movies opening April 8, 2011:
Arthur: Should be funny. Isn't.
You Highness: Portman HOT. Movie NOT.
Soul Surfer: Big time Hollywood cheese.
Hanna: Never heard of it.
